Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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