And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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