just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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