Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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