you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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