false alarm. still invincible.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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