If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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