Im at strip club and am horny
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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