He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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