i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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