i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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