it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You don't make any sense
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