Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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