I'm jealous of your bromance
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
is that a dick in a sweater?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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