I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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