i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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