His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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