This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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