Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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