i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
