Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i came on her dog
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize