hotel room ftw
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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