What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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