At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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