even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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