hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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