it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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