K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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