haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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