I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Randomize
