Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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