If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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