I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
you didnt know i had herpes?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Randomize
