I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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