eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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