I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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