Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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