guys are not supposed to queef...right?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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