just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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