When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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