Kiss
Puke
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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