and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
How external is "for external use only"?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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