Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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