we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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