Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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