don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm both gender and math confused
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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