The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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