I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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