please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Randomize
