I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Randomize
