Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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