I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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