69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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