i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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