That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Randomize
