Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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