Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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